Caption competition
29 October 2010
24 Comments
Best caption wins a prize
This photo was taken while I was judging at the Champion of Champions competition on Monday at Butcher’s Hall in London. Best caption wins a prize. To enter please leave a comment below.
Rules:
- Only open to UK residents
- Competition closes 30th November 2010
- My decision is final!
- Prize will be sent by post
- The prize may not be edible
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The judges check if a Champion that was first out of the stalls would also do well over the jumps.
You’re right! It’s exactly like my Mother-in-Law’s complexion!
This sausage has a pen in it. Do we mark it down for foreign substance or up for innovation?
Is it a Wall’s?
No, it’s definitely a sausage.
now if you can get your glasses to land right there when they fall off I’ll give you a fiver!
Its not a pen its a laser….. use the pork Luke….
The button for your shirt went under there, look, there it is.
I always knew they where a cut above the rest
That thin silver one you’re holding is a funny looking sausage. It’s a pen? Oh, I really do need some new glasses!
“When I said Grill the sausage, I meant cook it, not interrogate it.”
Until we find the rest of the body, you’ll just have to perform the autopsy on the fingers
I’m not saying you’re lying, but somebody’s been selling us porkies …
That looks like a Border Terrier toothmark in there,
“Did that just move?”
“Well, they said it was farm fresh. Poke it!”
well, I suppose a lollipop sausage is still within the rules…
“Pig in a Poke” Listen carefully I’ll poke it again!
Good Grief, it has been circumcised!!!
I’m telling you, it’s a prick!
“..and this one used to belong to Nick Clegg.”
Who was decided the winner?
Sorry, I completely forgot about the competition! Will have a think and do a draw!
Still no winner … or have I missed it?
Some excellent entries and sorry for the delay in picking a
winner.
In the end I selected the captions which amused me and then used a random number generator (just on those captions) and the winner is: Farctum
Farctum said: The button for your shirt went under there, look, there it
is. Please get in touch and I will post your prize to you.
Edit: I have updated this comment to be more clear about the selection process
Good luck to Farctum but what a terrible way to pick a winner.Why didn`t you just have a free draw.You should have picked the winner on merit not luck.
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